Missing and Almost Dead
Missing: the month of July.
Last seen 3 weeks ago, pushing June out the door.
July was last seen wearing sandals with white socks, baggy bermuda shorts, and a wife-beater, with a baseball cap on backwards and zinc oxide on the nose.
July is supposed to hang around for 31 days and deliver one long weekend, but instead was only here for what I swear was 8.3 FUCKING SECONDS before taking off.
August, who is next in the batting lineup, has been seen squealing "I'm not ready!" while hastily shoving herself into a tube top, denim shorts, and Birkenstocks.
All the noise has woken up September, busily napping on the couch.
If you've seen any sign of July, or can accurately pinpoint its whereabouts, please call me.
Last seen 3 weeks ago, pushing June out the door.
July was last seen wearing sandals with white socks, baggy bermuda shorts, and a wife-beater, with a baseball cap on backwards and zinc oxide on the nose.
July is supposed to hang around for 31 days and deliver one long weekend, but instead was only here for what I swear was 8.3 FUCKING SECONDS before taking off.
August, who is next in the batting lineup, has been seen squealing "I'm not ready!" while hastily shoving herself into a tube top, denim shorts, and Birkenstocks.
All the noise has woken up September, busily napping on the couch.
If you've seen any sign of July, or can accurately pinpoint its whereabouts, please call me.
posted by TeeBee at 8:56 a.m.
2 Comments:
cute post :)
roflmao!!!!
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